Onion News Network videos
The people who make Onion happen are ingenious. The dripping sarcasm always refreshes me when I see those clips.
Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys - They left a note in the bag that indicated that they might be making
more additional donations in the future (the same time a bloody letter
is shown “This is only the beginning!!!”).
Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys - test group of 300 monkeys was stabbed with sharp edged objects.
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election - From now on we at Diebold will properly see to it that our illusion of democracy is properly guarded.
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot - a series of concentric red circles have begun emanating from this glowing red dot in the big blue area over my left shoulder.
Kim Jong-Il’s Approval Rating Plummets to 120% - from 150%.
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again - A record crowd 3,000 people came out to not see the ninjas 
